A seasonal message

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Glyn
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A seasonal message

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I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the
authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years,
especially during the festive season which is almost upon us.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at
the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red
wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved
it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I
have never driven a bus before and I’m not sure where I got it.
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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Del
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Post by Del »

Reminds me of a Jethro joke - but I'm not going there!

Instead .. we don't stop Cambourne Wednesday!

"My Mum always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana"

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allmusicuk
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Re: A seasonal message

Post by allmusicuk »

haha, quality !
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