Jasper Carrott

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This short clip should appeal to some of you oooop t'north! :mrgreen:

"My Mum always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana"

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"short"? 9 minutes?!?!

That's enough time for Blose to concede 9 goals!
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Try this one then ... only two minutes thirty:

"My Mum always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana"

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Listened to the first one now - time was I could have recited that routine pretty well word for word.

You don't know what you missed out on in Tony Butler being darn saaarf, Del. A veritable legend.

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Ah .... but we got Jethro!! :mrgreen:

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Slow down. You've given me another 2:30ish to watch/listen to now and there's already 2:30ish I haven't seen.

These five minuteses don't grow on trees y'know

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Del wrote:Try this one then ... only two minutes thirty:

Oh how they wish they were still in the "Premiership" and run by porno millionaires

It's like visiting an old friend, that clip, and again of course we locals know that it was Tony (not Harry) Trethewey (I guess he changed the name to avoid a libel action) - I wonder what ever happened to him?
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Del wrote:Ah .... but we got Jethro!! :mrgreen:

Brilliant. Laughter is so contagious.

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