It's time for the jokes, folks!

[Glyn]

If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.

The thread is revived again, after seven months of inactivity

Thank you sir. We needed something to laugh about today

[Glyn]

(From a reliable source....)

Letter to the Daily Mail: "It must be embarrassing for Wayne Rooney when Everton run onto the pitch to the theme from Z-Cars"

[Glyn]

Where did I hear this on the radio yesterday?

Elvis Presley falls into the swimming pool and climbs out. He does this ten times. Priscilla says "what are you doing?!" He replies "I just can't help falling in love"

[Glyn]

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The keeper came over and said it was bread in captivity....

[Del]

YODEL delivery

Joke of the year - nuff said!

[Glyn]

A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "yes." He said "Good, can I use your phone?"

I'd better give credit where it's due, recently acquired a double-CD of "The Comedians" (40th anniversary reunion!), that one was from either Duggie Brown or Ken Goodwin...

Recommended....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/190 ... UTF8&psc=1

[Glyn]

Seasonal joke.

"Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom."

"That's timely, I can give you some cream for that."

Thank you, I'm here all week.....

[Del]

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

I thank you!

[Glyn]

[Glyn]

Q: Who Is The Most Unpopular Football Supporter In The World?

A: The Borussia Mönchengladbach Supporter who shouts :

“GIVE US A B”

[Glyn]

[Glyn]