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Glyn
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by Glyn » Thu Sep 07 2017 4:36 pm
Philip Billing wrote: If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.
The thread is revived again, after seven months of inactivity
Thank you sir. We needed something to laugh about today
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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by Glyn » Tue Sep 12 2017 2:17 am
(From a reliable source....)
Letter to the Daily Mail: "It must be embarrassing for Wayne Rooney when Everton run onto the pitch to the theme from Z-Cars"
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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by Glyn » Tue Sep 12 2017 2:11 pm
Where did I hear this on the radio yesterday?
Elvis Presley falls into the swimming pool and climbs out. He does this ten times. Priscilla says "what are you doing?!" He replies "I just can't help falling in love"
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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by Glyn » Fri Oct 13 2017 12:12 pm
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The keeper came over and said it was bread in captivity....
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by Del » Fri Oct 13 2017 1:53 pm
YODEL delivery
Joke of the year - nuff said!
"My Mum always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana"
HTFCSA 'Supporter of the Year' 2014
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Glyn
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by Glyn » Tue May 01 2018 8:17 am
A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "yes." He said "Good, can I use your phone?"
I'd better give credit where it's due, recently acquired a double-CD of "The Comedians" (40th anniversary reunion!), that one was from either Duggie Brown or Ken Goodwin...
Recommended....
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/190 ... UTF8&psc=1
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by Glyn » Thu Dec 06 2018 3:17 pm
Seasonal joke.
"Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom."
"That's timely, I can give you some cream for that."
Thank you, I'm here all week.....
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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by Del » Fri Dec 07 2018 7:59 am
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
I thank you!
"My Mum always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana"
HTFCSA 'Supporter of the Year' 2014
Original HTFCSA #2
Original PPD number 21
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by Glyn » Fri Mar 29 2019 3:47 pm
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34
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by Glyn » Tue Jul 16 2019 7:07 am
Q: Who Is The Most Unpopular Football Supporter In The World?
A: The Borussia Mönchengladbach Supporter who shouts :
“GIVE US A Bâ€
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by Glyn » Wed Jan 15 2020 9:54 am
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by Glyn » Wed Mar 17 2021 7:02 am
Don't worry. Mt 6:25-34