The Ig Nobel Prizes 2013

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The Ig Nobel Prizes 2013

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Found this within the digital edition of the Daily to which I subscribe.

These Awards are basically for research that “first makes you laugh, then makes you think”.

The winner of the Prize in Probability went to Dr Tolkamp for “two related discoveries: first, that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up; and second, that once a cow stands up, you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again”.

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Soup Dragon wrote:Found this within the digital edition of the Daily to which I subscribe.

These Awards are basically for research that “first makes you laugh, then makes you think”.

The winner of the Prize in Probability went to Dr Tolkamp for “two related discoveries: first, that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up; and second, that once a cow stands up, you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again”.

Priceless!
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Have you got any udder examples?
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As Five Live are inclined to say when they can't be bothered reading out all last night's football results....

"A full list of results is available on our website"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24061992

Doesn't it just delight you to know that so many great scientific minds are devoted to such vital research?

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