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It took me years to understand "here's" from "hears", so their you go!
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Quality - and finished off with a (John) Terry Chocolate Orange :mrgreen:
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No mention of Robbie Cabbage? ... eat your greens Suarez!
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When you start looking........
Aaron Lemon
Tony Currie
Marc Overmarsbar
Sole Campbell
Terry Vegetables

.........and the best yet........

Emmanuel Petit Pois

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Andreas Dahl
Jelle Van Damme
Damien Duff
Mike Salmon
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And into the bar at Keys Park afterwards for a Bobby Ham sandwich..... served by Michelle Plum .....

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... and, nicking unashamedly from Twitter, Fillet Mignolet...

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Suarez has been to his first anger management session and been issued with a compulsory item!

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:mrgreen: :clap:
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Since this is in the "humour" section...

http://www.thefa.com/News/governance/20 ... novic.aspx

Suarez accepts the charge but feels that a 3-match ban is sufficient

He really is as daft as he looks

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LFC have decided not to appeal. They'll just whinge instead.

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(I have tweeted to that effect!! )

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Fascinating stat I just gleaned from Twitter - Suarez has never been sent off playing for Liverpool but will have served 19 games of suspension since joining them....
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Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo
Peter Stilton
Chris Waffle
Emmanuel Adebayorkie
Howard Kendal Mint Cake
Nani Bread
Stan Cauliflower
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Soup Dragon wrote:Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo
If you're getting away with that I'll raise you Patrik Berger Andy King...

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Glyn wrote:
Soup Dragon wrote:Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo
If you're getting away with that I'll raise you Patrik Berger Andy King...

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I'll call you with Paulo Lambchop.....
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Soup Dragon wrote:
Glyn wrote:
Soup Dragon wrote:Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo
If you're getting away with that I'll raise you Patrik Berger Andy King...

:roll:
I'll call you with Paulo Lambchop.....
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Geoff "Pizza" Hutt

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John Cornedbeefhashanu.

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Please can we end this now!!

Thats Shallot! :mrgreen:
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Marc-Antoine Fortune Cookie…….

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Liverpool legend Graeme "Chop" Suey....

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Rio Ferdi-Nando's

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